Television (Der Fern)

The current state of tv is like whatever dude. My current drink count is a surprisingly short tres beers. I think the tv viewership demographics are very interesting. CBS's new critical darling "Accidentally on Purpose" has been receiving a robust 8+ million viewers and there are talks of it being axed. Parks and Rec recieves only 5 millions viewers and there are talks of it being axed. Hmm. In unrelated news, 30 Rock is overrated. It is not the funniest show on tv: It isn't even the best show on NBC on thursday nights. Fuck, "Community" is an order of magnitude better than 30 Rockefeller Plaza and it doesn't get the notoriety it deserves. I hereby declare "Parks and Recreation" as the outright winner of best show on tv contest. Congratulations to all of those who are privileged enough to watch it. I recommend watching Comedy Central's "Secret Girlfriend" because it is pioneering a new way to present a television series. It is groundbreaking to say the least. It is also horribly heinous and offensive. It gives this dawg boners because of the hot babes on the show. It is my birthday next friday and I will be going to a gentleman's bar to celebrate. There has been talk of going to an all nude place. This is weird to me given that I base all of my comparison to the quality of strip clubs based solely on Kappa Kabana's business model. I think what I appreciate most is how the strippers are kind of left to there own devices to "fund" themselves. This business is somewhat similar to how the professors at the Optics College here operate. Anywho, the strippers at Kappa who need to earn those extra dollars by getting completely naked can and will because it is their freedom to choose. I wish all strip clubs were this way. Here in Tucson, strippers cannot get fully naked if the place has a liquor license. What gives? No one here appreciates a free market economy basis for the strippers. They are people too with families to feed. Ok, I need to drink more beer. Also, about 5 weeks from now I will be back. I hope to be laid soon. Match.com has a 25% off sale going on and I might get in on this. I will let you know when my profile is up for public view; my handle is "beardownIllinois". Gosdspeed.