Everyday they send you a list of five people you may be interested in and you can click yes, no, or maybe "interested". If you click yes, match.com sends the person an email telling them that the other person is interested.
This is what I want to happen:
Click "yes" on one of the five ladies. She sees email, checks out my profile, sends me an email. I respond and we begin to chat. Eventually I ask her out for coffee and we go. The coffee date goes so well that we go back to my place for another drink. We talk and begin to make out some. Then we move on to some light anal sex. I ask her if she wants to get something to eat. We got get some fried chicken. I tell her that I would like to see her again. She agrees.
This is what actually happens:
You suspect that the girls on match.com actually want to meet men so you aren't shy about emailing them. Most girls list as their whole profile "I like to hang out with friends. I am a student. I want someone who will challenge me" and that is all they say. You email them asking what they study and what things they like to do. They never respond.
Next week, I will tell you about the 19 year old mystic girl I have been talking to on there.
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