Sunday, November 1, 2009
Now what
So you have just friend requested a girl on facebook. You met her this summer and she is a friend of a friend. Suppose you, her, and two friends (one of whom is the aforementioned "friend") hang out on one glorious summer eve in July. You go for pizza, attend an awesome Rx Bandits show at Club Congress in Tucson and then go to a strip club. You later join in to pay to see her boobs. You decide that she is cool. She is also a nurse and is independent. She has just accepted your friend request, what do you do now? You know she likes the tv shows you like so you think it is a good idea to say something provocative and timely about one of them in a status update. Let's choose fox's "Fringe". You could say something like "Fringe returns on thursday. If only you could get a degree in fringe science" hoping that she, being really into facebook, will respond and then you can strike up a conversation. This is the art of starting a conversation with someone without talking to them. This is how I try to attract girls.
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Always stay confident, complimentary, and positive.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of fringe science, but not this joke. Try to stay away from topics such as education with potential future love interests. It could be misconstrued to say that you think she needs more degrees or something. (This is how the female brain operates sometimes.)
My other piece of advice is to be bold when appropriate. Don't wait too long to make your move.
Also, is CBS bogarting all the Accidentally On Purpose?
ReplyDeleteI think it may get canceled. I can't believe I wasn't drunk when I posted this.
ReplyDeletei can't believe i was just made aware that this existed LAST NIGHT! i am now all caught up. i was wondering if i could possibly contribute? i don't have a lot of free time but that will change soon, probably, so it would be minimal for now.
ReplyDeleteI have invited you.
ReplyDeletei have accepted.
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