So I am hoping to go on a first date sometime in the fiscal year 2010 and I think it might be a good idea to share some of my thoughts on the dos and don'ts of a first date.
Food selection
1. Don't choose a buffet style restaurant. In this case, it would be all-you-can-eat sushi, but no woman wants to see a potential bang stuff his gullet with raw fish (or do they?). Stay away Sawyer no matter how badly you want sushi.
2. Don't eat mexican. You will probably get sauce all over your hands and you will want to lick your fingers clean. Stay away from this. Also, it will induce farting which is also unattractive. Sawyer: you live 60 miles north of mexico and you can't eat mexican food, only alternative: go to olive garden or famous daves.
Dress choice
1. Wear something hip. I would need to go shopping specifically for this date.
2. Make sure all of your assets are enhanced and all of your faults are muted. Perhaps a snuggie would be the best wardrobe choice?
Car care.
1. Waxed and ready to go. Check. Rims cleaned and shiny. Check.
2. Music selection. Rap music? No. Probably going to strike out here.
Discussions
1. Should excel here if she seems to be into humor.
2. Don't talk about rim, lesbians, or in general, anal excitements.
Commenting on her
1. Definitely say something positive about her looks.
2. Voice interest in her discussion topics by saying things like "wow, I never thought about (repeat what she said) like that before" or "wow, how very inciteful".
Do I have a shot? Am I datable with this mindset?
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You funna nail it.
ReplyDeleteFood Selec: Olive Garden is solid.
Dress Choi: Please send examples of hip outfits you intend to wear via hyperlink. Are you thinking designer jeans and a stylishly unkempt button up dress shirt?
Hair: Failed to mention
Car Care: Not a bad idea to wash your car, but probably less important than you seem to think.
Music Selec: Probably pick one of your more hip recent and more popular bands that you like. Or Bowie.
Discussions: Point #2 is important, especially since you have had problems with this in the past.
Commenting on her: love it.