First of all, let's have all the retarded football announcers get off the Andrew Luck boner bandwagon because he is not Heisman worthy. He showed that tonight. Stanford was overrated and they are a running team anyway. How is the QB for team that runs the ball the odds on favorite for the #1 pick. I don't get it.
Just started watching the office epsiode. Wow. Please end this. I keep watching just to see how bad it can get. Pam sucks.
Got rejected by another female this week. Shart happens. Why don't they even give you a chance anymore? It is going to keep getting harder to meet females (Caucasians primarily) given that I work with male Chinese mostly. Shart again. The chick and I went on a second date to a bar that featured a batting cage in the back. I thought we had a good time. We texted a lot the next day during the local college basketball game, but the next day I called her, left a message asking her out for dinner, and she never called back. Again, shart. Alphas to the front.
I haven't watched Zoey Deschanel's new New Girl epsiode yet, but I hope to soon and then send capital_prototype an email summarizing the hilarious parts whilst simultaneously discussing its connection with myself and possibly a one night stand I had recently.
Somehow I get picked on a lot out here which is weird considering I am working on deadlifting three plates (315 lbs) at the moment. There was discussion tonight that I couldn't play varisty high school football in my current shape. I disagreed. They don't realize my resolve nor my overall warrior-esque mental state of mind. They think I am some sort of weakling. Too bad for them.
Ranting continued, just saw a Jim Halpert "interview" or whatever it is they do on the show. Wow kill his character please. Again, capital_prototype had the right idea several fiscal years ago.
More to come ....
I want to admit to the blogosphere that I am very good at barking. Jew Dogs!
Wow. Community is really getting nuts. Forrealzies.
Alright, How I met Your Mother keeps messing with my mind. Let's get one more alphas to the front before nap time.
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ReplyDelete-Agree with the Andre Luck boner bandwagon.
-Agree with The Office, Jim and Pam are the worst. Also, I don't like that Gabe character. I don't like any character's anymore except BJ Ryan. Somehow, I have more respect for Steve Carrol for leaving even though I have no respect for him.
-Still have to watch New Girl.
-Community is weird. The first season was great and I thought that with so many strong and good characters I thought it would have a long life span before it got old and they ran out of material and direction for the show. Turns out they had 2 seasons worth of material, cause that show has got too weird and not funny enough.
-I liked The Rum Diary. The quote was something like this: "Plumbers from Normal, Illinois on vacation here [in Puerto Rico] don't want to read about the labor relations at the rum distillery, they want the scores and movie times." Or something to that effect. Good movie all the same.