The Chronicles of capital_prototype and Sawsheezle: A Forward

This is what we know...

We know that Sawsheezle and capital_protoptype love the television show "New Girl" (in German: "neues Maedchen") that is partially based on their lives. We also know that Sawsheezle sometimes dances naked to Jamaican music and that his manhood has been known to be considered regal, stately, and a real treat to female roommates who have accidentally snuck a peek at it. We know that capital_prototype and Sawsheezle enjoy having an athletic African-American dude for a roommate because he is cool and good at sporting. What we didn't know is that their mutual interest in Jamaican music and particle physics would take them on a journey neither of them could have ever imagined...