What is this?

Without thinking write down (comment) what you call this item. It is an experiment I am conducting. When everyone has responded, I will tell you my conclusion.

Country

Someone was watching CMT in a waiting room and I heard the following lyrics to a country song:

I put gas in my truck and spread butter on my biscuits

or something like that.

I laughed for like 6 minutes straight. As far as country music goes, this is about as original as another reggae song about legalizing marijuana or a rap song about hoes.

Anyway, I hope he puts gas in his truck and spreads butter on his biscuits, rather than putting gas in his biscuits and butter in his truck. You only make that mistake once before realizing you ought to make a song about it.

Nothing good ol' country like putting gas in your pickup and spreading butter on your biscuits.

4,250?

I was surprised that this song had so few youtube hits.

This is Chris Matthews talking about Obama after the State Of The Union. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_v_IOCSsQM

Fantasy

It is springtime down here in southern AZ (we actually have two springs in a year) and I am thinking about fantasy baseball again. I believe RyDub and Capital_Prototype are interested as well. This year we will have to change it up big time.

Possibilities for change

1. New host site
2. Less teams (I am thinking 6)
3. Do we keep head to head matchups?
4. Completely overhaul the points system.
5. Change roster sizes and positions for the better.
6. More passion.

I have been watching "The League" a lot this week and it has changed my life. Is it possible to have that kind of a community for fantasy baseball? Can we have that awesome of a message board? I want that.

New header pic.

I made it. If it sucks I will take it down and we can revert to the old one. I also welcome anyone who wants to come up with something, but I do think this captures the mentality.

Comments: Email notification

I discovered that we can be notified by email if anyone leaves a comment on the blog. (We can also restrict comments to just us btw). I am going to try this out for myself since we all have the ability to edit the settings and this can be a person by person basis. If anyone else wants this enabled and doesn't know how to do it, let me know. I will also post my feelings towards the emails.

Did this work?

Under Construction

You will notice this week that somethings will be changed around here to see if there is any way we can improve the blog. I have added a search bar on the right that allows us to search through our posts.

Human Giant: Shutterbugs

Hilarity with some familiar faces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxHsQHepgU

Hot Sauce: part deux

Here is a lineup of all my hot sauces.

Big Bang

So i've been catching up on old and current seasons of shows that i've missed and I finally realized why Sawyer likes The Big Bang Theory. Everyone drinks with a straw. Even extras in the background use them sometimes.

Hmm...

Parks and Rec has really come into its own with a hilarious and original new show, while The Office resorts to a "new" show made up entirely of clips from past episodes. Interesting...

Why Have Gyro When You Can Have Hamburger?

I am not saying I don't like gyros, but c'mon, its a landslide.

Hamburger 6-0-1
Gyro 0-6-1

World Series: a global affair?

If you have not heard yet, Bud Selig is thinking about making the world series champions of the US and Japan play each other to see who is the real world series champion. Here is an article linking to Hideki Matsui discussing it. Thoughts are welcome.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/01/20/matsui.japan.series.ap/index.html

News from Spain

Coleslaw is really ensalada Americana or American salad.

They have the finest hams (jamon) in the world, I think they know what they are talking about.

Birth of "Gonzo"

According to wikipedia, "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved," is the birth of Gonzo journalism.

It certainly reads like a precursor to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Trade Rumor

"At Tony La Russa's animal rescue benefit last night, Jim Edmonds publicly challenged his former manager to bring him aboard for the league minimum in 2010"

MacGruber: The Movie

http://www.collider.com/2010/01/19/macgruber-red-band-trailer-and-new-high-resolution-images/

More Will Forte for everyone.

cole91v: Redux

Thanks to capital_prototype for linking to some great Freddie King. This is a tribute to him and all of us.

Fundamentals

Baseball Organizational analysis

Very interesting. It confirms what we all have known, but it is interesting.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/tom_verducci/01/19/verducci.efficiency/index.html

cole91v

"Play it over, and over, and over again. It does not get old.  You will just pass out from adrenaline overdose.


BEST SONG EVER."

Song

I starting singing this while watching NBC's Chuck.


yo yo yo
my name is Sutt
and I got to nut


obviously this needs work, but I think it is the start of something great.

No Cable Fail

I was so excited to not have cable because I thought it would insulate me from things like "General" Larry Platt's "Pants on the Ground." Obviously, this wasn't the case.

Now I am upset, I don't hear that MLB players are retiring, but I am still subjected to American Idol. I am getting none of the good, and all the bad.

Hot Sauce: A Confession

I confess. I love hot sauces. Here is a little proof.

Coming soon. Shaving: An Addiction

Senor Chang

"They say it just like that too, why do you teach Spanish?"

Getting inside your head.

Tenacious D lied

Dio has never used the word "Wildebeest" in his songs. He has mentioned "angels" quite a bit however.

Big News

Big Mac is Saint Louis Cardinal's new batting coach. I believe this is something that Jeremy has wanted for a long time. Also, before becoming coach, he had to admit that he used steroids.

Copying off Jeremy

I liked your "phone pictures" idea and since i recently just bought a DROID, thought i would do the same. Sorry it's so long.

A burger i ate in FL (not actual size of burger)

Big D (ska band) and 42 (meaning of life, the universe, and, everything) on one license plate

Sawyer losing in frisbee golf














My ex-cat looking fat (she was actually very skinny, i still have no clue how she made herself look this fat)














The Grimace















Me and das boot















Ska license plate














Band geek shirt














Baby squirrel














Praying mantis on my arm














Sega game














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Sawyer license plate

"Ride the Tiger, You Can See His Stripes So You Know He's Clean"

What mortal would have the audacity to think he could karaoke this?

For your next act, I would recommend your old standby.

Dark Lord Day

http://www.darklordday.com/

April 24, 2010

Maybe you Chicago folks would want to get into this. The only time of the year to buy the best Imperial Stout in the world.

Rainbows

Over 16 albums Ronnie James Dio has exactly 16 unique songs in which the word "rainbow" is spoken in the song. In several of his albums, he doesn't say rainbow so there are albums with several uses of the word. The max number of songs with rainbow in them on a single album is three.

Next I may try to look for some of these words: wildebeast(s), angel(s), and demon(s).

My old phone

So when I got my new phone I transfered all of the info to my computer at work, so I could transfer my contacts to my new phone. The pictures I did not transfer, because I feel like they tell a story about your time with that phone.

I will share my favorite pages from that story(pretty gay, huh?)

A truck with a picture of that same truck on a beach with a sexy lady. Also there is a wolf on the back window, better seen here.

Here is the pregnant man I saw at a cardinals game.

This is what a ghost penis looks like

And Finally, fat sammich.

I hope my new phone is this cool.

PS. My room before I lived with a girl.

"Invisible" Speaker

by Emo Labs