Seasonally Relevant Rice Nerd Joke

Wide Receiver: "I am going to score a touchdown on this play."
Cornerback: "No chance, I'll be on you like white on rice."
Wide Receiver: "Well, the color of the rice isn't an intrinsic quality of the rice itself, rather the color is how you perceive or interact with the rice. This perception is how you interact with the rice, rather than explaining how the rice exists in reality"