Hmm

Current drink count: 4 beers and 2 rum based cocktails (aka sober)

So I think I should share my thoughts on things at the moment. I have been pumping hard lately and am up to a personal best set of 12-reps at 225 lbs. For comparison, a wide receiver in the combine may hit 20 reps. So I am closing in on those fucks. I am thinking about seeing if I have a year of eligibility left in the NCAA. I don';t know if you know this, but the UA football team is awesome except for this somoan fuck who plays defense.

I just ate some nachos that were awesome.

I was in my boxers and drinking rum cocktails when I heard a knocking on my door. I wasn't sure if someone was there. I put on some clothes and opened the door and some guy was standing there. He said, in essence, "I was walking by and I heard this crazy laugh and I thought I should check it out." In summary, I am awesome and my winning best laugh in our senior year book was obviously justified.

"Accidentally on purpose" is my new guilty pleasure show on CBS.

I want to hit up JT when I come back to see about getting side hippie-pussy.

I bought the new Rammstein cd tonight. So far so good.

How much masturbation is too much? I keep trying to go to a once a week schedule, but I think God blessed (or perhaps cursed) me to having a libido that never quits. Not that I want it to quit, but I would like to use it to its best ability.

Allison Brie from NBC's "Community" is my new secret crush.

Have you guys rimmed your gfs yet?

It is still 80 degrees everyday here.

What else is new?