Transmorphers 2

Many of my arguments are also well represented in this yahoo.com article.


http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

Transmorphers 2 tells the story of Shia Labeouf going to college and having to deal again with huge robots who want to kill him but fail to. Megan Fox is his hot girlfriend. Nobody knows that robots exist even though in the first movie the secretary of defense told the whole country of the invasion. Shia's car Bumblebee forgot how to talk between films even though his voicebox was fixed in the first film. Shia has an indian friend who is a tech guy who wants to bone a robot girl (they do not know it at the time). Said robot girl wants to bone Shia to death to get the symbols from his brain. Optimus Prime is killed in a battle. Shia and crew go to egypt to resurrect Optimus and they are attacked by robots who have testicles. Shia saves Optimus and some old robot with a cane gives optimus some new parts and he kicks butt real fast. Megatron runs away like a girl. Shia probably will bone Megan Fox in the butt after all of this is done. Oh yeah, a government agent wants the robots to go home all during the movie - he is last seen skydiving from a military plane. Also, a small robot fucks on Megan Fox.

Grade (if you only count action) A

Grade (if you care that the plot is completely fucked) F