Monday, May 3, 2010

For Your Health

I have made another life change by switching from footlong chicken breast sammiches at Subshack to 6". It is also a confidence boost as my penis is now bigger than the sandwich. I am still trying to get over the last hurdle and lose some more poundage.

In other news, my friends and I have been talking about forming a band and jamming. We want to call ourselves something that combines our music and our love of optical physics. I have suggested that we call ourselves "Stimulated Emission" which comes from the Laser and also hand jibbers. I think it is a no brainer. When asked at a party the other night what kind of music we were going to play, I said "baby making music". bduh.

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