Girls from Wisconsin: Part 1

 This is part 1 in a multipart series.


Before we begin, we must understand some things.

According to the 13th definition of "cock tease" on urbandictionary.com, a "cock tease"
is defined as

"A girl who tells your she wants to hook up with you but in the end of the day screws you over".

This definition is more or less true to this occasion, but not to this degree. I will admit that the
teasing of my cock never got to this level. If anything, I guess I could say that my cock thought it
might get teased in the near future and that in turned teased it. Cock teasing truly is a visicious
cycle.

Match.com plays heavily into the story and it is also important that we understand some things on the
basics of it's innerworkings. Match.com plays host to a bevy of profiles of young men and women who
are looking to fuck, but haven't found anyone to get their fuck on with in the real world for various
reasons. For the women it is usually because they are fat or are into some weird shit or are just
weird or look like dudes or are physical freaks. Excuse me, that is for girls our age. For women of near
30 it is because they are genuinely interested in getting boned for the long haul and are serious about
putting in an honest effort. For men of all ages, it is because it is really fucking hard to meet chicks
when you are busy with other stuff and you really want to bone them. Some other things to note, you can
click on a person's profile and when the person logs in and goes to their "home screen" they can see who
cliked on their profiles and how many times (in total only) their profile was looked at. For women, these
numbers are super huge and they probably lose sense of how many times a single person looked at their
profile, but for men it is different. We are lucky if a chick a day looks at us so we keep good track
of how many times they sneak a peak. The last thing you need to know is that everyday match.com sends you five matches that you can click "yes", "no", or "maybe" too and if you click yes, it will send the person an email
letting them know you are "interested". It is not cool for dudes to click yes on any of their matches
because the girls feel uncomfortable. A girl clicking "yes" is a very rare occurrence and is usually a good
sign.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The following story will contain violent language and predujices against midwestern peoples. If you
are offended by any of this, stop reading now and go put that High School Musical dvd back on. Also,
this story sucks.

A few months back a girl on match.com caught my eye. Okay, most of the girls on there catch my eye, but
this girl actually responded to my email. She was a huge baseball fan and we discussed the concept of
Brewers baseball. It took her quite a while to respond to my emails, but she eventually did. I found
out she was a flight instructor and taught high school aged kids how to fly. I thought this was weird
for a good looking 23 year old woman, but anything goes out here in the Old Pueblo plus I wanted to bone
so I figured "when in rim". I am usually pretty smooth when it comes to asking girls out for coffee and
I think I was in this case too, but I can't remember how I did it. I figure that going for a cup of
coffee is about as innocent as a date can get so why the fudge not? Anyway, she did respond to my query
, but instead of saying yes to which I could follow up with "What time is good or you?" or "How about
wednesday?", she said "Here's my number xxx-xxxx". I figured ok dog, this is why you strategically got
text messaging two years ago. Shoot this chick a text and you will be gravy. She gave me her number on
a Wednesday and I waited until Friday to shoot her a message. Before I sent her the message, something
interesting happened near Phoenix on that Thursday. There had been a small plane crash that had killed
two people. It was reported later in the day that the two people who were killed were a flight student
and a 23 year old female flight instructor. I thought this was almost too weird to be a coincidence, but
I crossed my fingers and said a prayed a little pray hoping that my bone ship hadn't sailed. So I sent
her a text on Friday asking her what she was up to. She eventually responded indicating here lifeforce
was intact, but she was busy working out and had to work the next morning. I replied asking her if she
wanted to do anything over the weekend to let me know. She said ok and that was that. I never messaged her
again and she never looked at my profile again. She clearly wasn't interested so why give me her number?
I now have clues as what her motives were, but they are only speculations.