http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/luke_winn/04/30/winn.uecker/index.html
About Bob Uecker. What a guy. Hilarious stuff in here.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Hold on
I didn't realize this was the last week of school so I am holding off on the final chapter of the girls from wiconsin story. It was going to be two chapters, but due to the sensitive nature of the third chapter it has been banned. It will happen. Go Cubs.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Motorcycle helmet
http://store.helmetsrus.com/hjcclcrfuhe.html
what do you think of this helmet?
I wish the design didn't have a skull in it but I still think its pretty cool. I am just afraid that if I order it the design might suck in real life.
My alternate choice is just an all matte black helmet.
This will be my motorcycle.
http://www.bikez.com/motorcycles/suzuki_gs_500_e_2001.php
what do you think of this helmet?
I wish the design didn't have a skull in it but I still think its pretty cool. I am just afraid that if I order it the design might suck in real life.
My alternate choice is just an all matte black helmet.
This will be my motorcycle.
http://www.bikez.com/motorcycles/suzuki_gs_500_e_2001.php
Thursday, April 22, 2010
For Sawyer
Don't know if you saw this yet or not. You can now watch MLB games on your PS3 with your MLB.TV account.
It looks incredibly awesome. You can jump to a certain inning, switch between home and away feeds, check the entire schedule, plus tons more.
It looks incredibly awesome. You can jump to a certain inning, switch between home and away feeds, check the entire schedule, plus tons more.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Girls from Wisconsin: Part 2
This is one of the stories that happened in between the two Wisconsinites, but it is important all the same to the entire tale.
So when a girl initiates an email with you it usually means one of two things; she is either some sort fat ass or she is genuinely interested in you. Most of the time it is the latter because on match.com even the heffers have some sort of “Brad Pitt is going to come along someday” fantasy that they can’t get over and end up overlooking your potential which is a good thing in this case. When I was emailed by some girl out of the blue, it was the latter situation.
She was 24 years old, a Tucson native, and a first grade teacher. Her interests included UA football. She had red hair and was 5’9”. She seemed somewhat conservative in dress, but was of normal attractiveness. This brings up a quick side note for me. I am not a picky guy on these ladies. If you are of normal attractiveness, average height, and have a college degree, you are probably going to interesting to me. Back to the teacher. We sent some emails back and forth and I asked her out for coffee like I always do because coffee is pretty innocent and I am an innocent guy. She said yes and thank goodness she actually suggested a day. I told her to pick the place because I had no idea in what part of town she lived and therefore no clue to where she would like to go so I figured I should let her feel comfortable in a place of her choosing. Barnes and Noble was the place. This was fine. The fact that this place was on the far north side of town sucked. For a 6:30 coffee date, rush hour traffic would put the drive time at almost 40 minutes.
I met her at the Starbucks in the B and N and I must say she was more attractive in person than her photos had presented her. She was still of normal attractiveness, but was now more in the middle of the spectrum than the lower part. We sat down and had our drinks and I brought up conversation about UA football which turned out to be about the only thing we had in common. The date never got uncomfortable, but it was clear to me at least that there was no way this was going anywhere. I will now state without proof that I was in fact an ideal man for her, but she was nowhere close to ideal for me.
Things started to go wrong when we started walking around and looking at books. She was just a little too interested in the new and noteworthy publishings in the children’s section. I don’t give a fuck about kid’s books and I think that the first book kids should read is Johnny Tremain since it will teach them about American history, midwifery, silver smithing, and apprenticing which are all things I want them to know about. This was the end of January so there were already displays set up about black history month and there was a special display for President Obama. As we walked by the Obama display she grunted and shook her head a little. This didn’t really bother me too much because we all have different views, but I thought I would press her on the subject. I asked her about the last election and I found out that she was not against Sarah Palin. This upset me, but I would never end a coffee date early unless I had a good reason too. We then started talking about other things. I told her about physics and how in a lot of ways I am a robot who looks at equations and spits out numbers. I think she got concerned and at one point she asked me if I “believed in miracles”. I asked if she meant explicitly a “divine intervention” kind of thing and she was hesitant to say yes. It was at this time that somehow in the furthest edge of my periph I caught the title of a book. The book was titled “The Physics of Miracles”. How apropos. She admitted that she did mean divine intervention and I answered back “absolutely not”.
The rest of the experience was more of the same. I found out she had been to Disneyland 15 times which is at least 14 times too much in my book. A plus was that she already had her own house, but a huge minus was that she had three dogs. Fuck. I am barely comfortable around one dog. How would I be around three and in a pro-Palin household? We talked about movies. She preferred Cars to Ratatouille and I said I preferred Ratatouille to Cars. She listened to country music exclusively and I avoid it like the plague. Somehow I ended up telling her that my favorite movie was Freddy Got Fingered which I don’t regret, but I have thought about since. In the end, she was very nice and put up with me (and I her) for the entire time, but we were definitely not compatible.
This experience is all about integrity. I stuck to my convictions and wasn’t going to lie or change who I am to enhance my possibilities of coitus. The thing I keep thinking since then is “should I have?”.
So when a girl initiates an email with you it usually means one of two things; she is either some sort fat ass or she is genuinely interested in you. Most of the time it is the latter because on match.com even the heffers have some sort of “Brad Pitt is going to come along someday” fantasy that they can’t get over and end up overlooking your potential which is a good thing in this case. When I was emailed by some girl out of the blue, it was the latter situation.
She was 24 years old, a Tucson native, and a first grade teacher. Her interests included UA football. She had red hair and was 5’9”. She seemed somewhat conservative in dress, but was of normal attractiveness. This brings up a quick side note for me. I am not a picky guy on these ladies. If you are of normal attractiveness, average height, and have a college degree, you are probably going to interesting to me. Back to the teacher. We sent some emails back and forth and I asked her out for coffee like I always do because coffee is pretty innocent and I am an innocent guy. She said yes and thank goodness she actually suggested a day. I told her to pick the place because I had no idea in what part of town she lived and therefore no clue to where she would like to go so I figured I should let her feel comfortable in a place of her choosing. Barnes and Noble was the place. This was fine. The fact that this place was on the far north side of town sucked. For a 6:30 coffee date, rush hour traffic would put the drive time at almost 40 minutes.
I met her at the Starbucks in the B and N and I must say she was more attractive in person than her photos had presented her. She was still of normal attractiveness, but was now more in the middle of the spectrum than the lower part. We sat down and had our drinks and I brought up conversation about UA football which turned out to be about the only thing we had in common. The date never got uncomfortable, but it was clear to me at least that there was no way this was going anywhere. I will now state without proof that I was in fact an ideal man for her, but she was nowhere close to ideal for me.
Things started to go wrong when we started walking around and looking at books. She was just a little too interested in the new and noteworthy publishings in the children’s section. I don’t give a fuck about kid’s books and I think that the first book kids should read is Johnny Tremain since it will teach them about American history, midwifery, silver smithing, and apprenticing which are all things I want them to know about. This was the end of January so there were already displays set up about black history month and there was a special display for President Obama. As we walked by the Obama display she grunted and shook her head a little. This didn’t really bother me too much because we all have different views, but I thought I would press her on the subject. I asked her about the last election and I found out that she was not against Sarah Palin. This upset me, but I would never end a coffee date early unless I had a good reason too. We then started talking about other things. I told her about physics and how in a lot of ways I am a robot who looks at equations and spits out numbers. I think she got concerned and at one point she asked me if I “believed in miracles”. I asked if she meant explicitly a “divine intervention” kind of thing and she was hesitant to say yes. It was at this time that somehow in the furthest edge of my periph I caught the title of a book. The book was titled “The Physics of Miracles”. How apropos. She admitted that she did mean divine intervention and I answered back “absolutely not”.
The rest of the experience was more of the same. I found out she had been to Disneyland 15 times which is at least 14 times too much in my book. A plus was that she already had her own house, but a huge minus was that she had three dogs. Fuck. I am barely comfortable around one dog. How would I be around three and in a pro-Palin household? We talked about movies. She preferred Cars to Ratatouille and I said I preferred Ratatouille to Cars. She listened to country music exclusively and I avoid it like the plague. Somehow I ended up telling her that my favorite movie was Freddy Got Fingered which I don’t regret, but I have thought about since. In the end, she was very nice and put up with me (and I her) for the entire time, but we were definitely not compatible.
This experience is all about integrity. I stuck to my convictions and wasn’t going to lie or change who I am to enhance my possibilities of coitus. The thing I keep thinking since then is “should I have?”.
2009 Player Rate: Continued
If you add up the scores for the top 13 pitchers and top 13 hitters it looks like this
hitters = 3037.4
pitchers = 3688.5
Then the pitchers score you about 21.4% more points than the hitters. Thoughts? Is this actually bad?
hitters = 3037.4
pitchers = 3688.5
Then the pitchers score you about 21.4% more points than the hitters. Thoughts? Is this actually bad?
Cubs: The rebuilding years
Trade
Soriano
Baker
Fontenot
Theriot
Zambrano
Send to AAA to learn how to play ball
The Shark
Fire
Lou Pinella
Jim Hendry
Hire
A team of saber-metricians
Soriano
Baker
Fontenot
Theriot
Zambrano
Send to AAA to learn how to play ball
The Shark
Fire
Lou Pinella
Jim Hendry
Hire
A team of saber-metricians
Cubs
Lost a series against the Braves.
Lost a series against the Reds.
Lost a series against the Astros.
Are losing a series against the Mets.
Won a series against the Brewers.
What a pitiful team.
Lost a series against the Reds.
Lost a series against the Astros.
Are losing a series against the Mets.
Won a series against the Brewers.
What a pitiful team.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
2009 Player Rater
If you go to "Players" then "Free Agents" then "All" then choose either "Batters" or "Pitchers", you can see their final 2009 rating by clicking "2009".
Here are the top 27 players from last year.
1. Pujols 401.6 H
2. Greinke 362.2
3. Hernandez 359.7
4. Carpenter 349.4
5. Lincecum 327.1
6. Wainwright 313.2
7. Fielder 297.2 H
8. Halladay 287.8
9. Vasquez 272.8
10. Haren 246.3
11. Sabbathia 242.7
12. Mauer 240.7 H
13. Jurrgens 238.2
14. Verlander 235.9
15. Cain 230.1
16. H. Ramirez 224.9 H
17. Johnson 223.1
18. Howard 220.4 H
19. Teixeria 217.6 H
20. Braun 211.9 H
21. Bay 209.8 H
22. Utley 207 H
23. Gonzales 206.1 H
24. Lee 204.1 H
25. Youkilis 203.5 H
26. Zobrist 192.6 H
27. Lilly 188.1
So there is tendency for the most elite players to be pitchers, but after that there is a large number of super star hitters. I guess knew this already in preparation for the draft. Out of 27 players 13 are hitters. The scoring may seem lopsided now, but I do believe it will average out. Actually there is strategy involved. Benching a player on a day when he would have had a negative contribution will keep his score high and thus you could score higher than these numbers from last year. What fun!
Here are the top 27 players from last year.
1. Pujols 401.6 H
2. Greinke 362.2
3. Hernandez 359.7
4. Carpenter 349.4
5. Lincecum 327.1
6. Wainwright 313.2
7. Fielder 297.2 H
8. Halladay 287.8
9. Vasquez 272.8
10. Haren 246.3
11. Sabbathia 242.7
12. Mauer 240.7 H
13. Jurrgens 238.2
14. Verlander 235.9
15. Cain 230.1
16. H. Ramirez 224.9 H
17. Johnson 223.1
18. Howard 220.4 H
19. Teixeria 217.6 H
20. Braun 211.9 H
21. Bay 209.8 H
22. Utley 207 H
23. Gonzales 206.1 H
24. Lee 204.1 H
25. Youkilis 203.5 H
26. Zobrist 192.6 H
27. Lilly 188.1
So there is tendency for the most elite players to be pitchers, but after that there is a large number of super star hitters. I guess knew this already in preparation for the draft. Out of 27 players 13 are hitters. The scoring may seem lopsided now, but I do believe it will average out. Actually there is strategy involved. Benching a player on a day when he would have had a negative contribution will keep his score high and thus you could score higher than these numbers from last year. What fun!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Girls from Wisconsin: Part 1
This is part 1 in a multipart series.
Before we begin, we must understand some things.
According to the 13th definition of "cock tease" on urbandictionary.com, a "cock tease"
is defined as
"A girl who tells your she wants to hook up with you but in the end of the day screws you over".
This definition is more or less true to this occasion, but not to this degree. I will admit that the
teasing of my cock never got to this level. If anything, I guess I could say that my cock thought it
might get teased in the near future and that in turned teased it. Cock teasing truly is a visicious
cycle.
Match.com plays heavily into the story and it is also important that we understand some things on the
basics of it's innerworkings. Match.com plays host to a bevy of profiles of young men and women who
are looking to fuck, but haven't found anyone to get their fuck on with in the real world for various
reasons. For the women it is usually because they are fat or are into some weird shit or are just
weird or look like dudes or are physical freaks. Excuse me, that is for girls our age. For women of near
30 it is because they are genuinely interested in getting boned for the long haul and are serious about
putting in an honest effort. For men of all ages, it is because it is really fucking hard to meet chicks
when you are busy with other stuff and you really want to bone them. Some other things to note, you can
click on a person's profile and when the person logs in and goes to their "home screen" they can see who
cliked on their profiles and how many times (in total only) their profile was looked at. For women, these
numbers are super huge and they probably lose sense of how many times a single person looked at their
profile, but for men it is different. We are lucky if a chick a day looks at us so we keep good track
of how many times they sneak a peak. The last thing you need to know is that everyday match.com sends you five matches that you can click "yes", "no", or "maybe" too and if you click yes, it will send the person an email
letting them know you are "interested". It is not cool for dudes to click yes on any of their matches
because the girls feel uncomfortable. A girl clicking "yes" is a very rare occurrence and is usually a good
sign.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following story will contain violent language and predujices against midwestern peoples. If you
are offended by any of this, stop reading now and go put that High School Musical dvd back on. Also,
this story sucks.
A few months back a girl on match.com caught my eye. Okay, most of the girls on there catch my eye, but
this girl actually responded to my email. She was a huge baseball fan and we discussed the concept of
Brewers baseball. It took her quite a while to respond to my emails, but she eventually did. I found
out she was a flight instructor and taught high school aged kids how to fly. I thought this was weird
for a good looking 23 year old woman, but anything goes out here in the Old Pueblo plus I wanted to bone
so I figured "when in rim". I am usually pretty smooth when it comes to asking girls out for coffee and
I think I was in this case too, but I can't remember how I did it. I figure that going for a cup of
coffee is about as innocent as a date can get so why the fudge not? Anyway, she did respond to my query
, but instead of saying yes to which I could follow up with "What time is good or you?" or "How about
wednesday?", she said "Here's my number xxx-xxxx". I figured ok dog, this is why you strategically got
text messaging two years ago. Shoot this chick a text and you will be gravy. She gave me her number on
a Wednesday and I waited until Friday to shoot her a message. Before I sent her the message, something
interesting happened near Phoenix on that Thursday. There had been a small plane crash that had killed
two people. It was reported later in the day that the two people who were killed were a flight student
and a 23 year old female flight instructor. I thought this was almost too weird to be a coincidence, but
I crossed my fingers and said a prayed a little pray hoping that my bone ship hadn't sailed. So I sent
her a text on Friday asking her what she was up to. She eventually responded indicating here lifeforce
was intact, but she was busy working out and had to work the next morning. I replied asking her if she
wanted to do anything over the weekend to let me know. She said ok and that was that. I never messaged her
again and she never looked at my profile again. She clearly wasn't interested so why give me her number?
I now have clues as what her motives were, but they are only speculations.
Before we begin, we must understand some things.
According to the 13th definition of "cock tease" on urbandictionary.com, a "cock tease"
is defined as
"A girl who tells your she wants to hook up with you but in the end of the day screws you over".
This definition is more or less true to this occasion, but not to this degree. I will admit that the
teasing of my cock never got to this level. If anything, I guess I could say that my cock thought it
might get teased in the near future and that in turned teased it. Cock teasing truly is a visicious
cycle.
Match.com plays heavily into the story and it is also important that we understand some things on the
basics of it's innerworkings. Match.com plays host to a bevy of profiles of young men and women who
are looking to fuck, but haven't found anyone to get their fuck on with in the real world for various
reasons. For the women it is usually because they are fat or are into some weird shit or are just
weird or look like dudes or are physical freaks. Excuse me, that is for girls our age. For women of near
30 it is because they are genuinely interested in getting boned for the long haul and are serious about
putting in an honest effort. For men of all ages, it is because it is really fucking hard to meet chicks
when you are busy with other stuff and you really want to bone them. Some other things to note, you can
click on a person's profile and when the person logs in and goes to their "home screen" they can see who
cliked on their profiles and how many times (in total only) their profile was looked at. For women, these
numbers are super huge and they probably lose sense of how many times a single person looked at their
profile, but for men it is different. We are lucky if a chick a day looks at us so we keep good track
of how many times they sneak a peak. The last thing you need to know is that everyday match.com sends you five matches that you can click "yes", "no", or "maybe" too and if you click yes, it will send the person an email
letting them know you are "interested". It is not cool for dudes to click yes on any of their matches
because the girls feel uncomfortable. A girl clicking "yes" is a very rare occurrence and is usually a good
sign.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following story will contain violent language and predujices against midwestern peoples. If you
are offended by any of this, stop reading now and go put that High School Musical dvd back on. Also,
this story sucks.
A few months back a girl on match.com caught my eye. Okay, most of the girls on there catch my eye, but
this girl actually responded to my email. She was a huge baseball fan and we discussed the concept of
Brewers baseball. It took her quite a while to respond to my emails, but she eventually did. I found
out she was a flight instructor and taught high school aged kids how to fly. I thought this was weird
for a good looking 23 year old woman, but anything goes out here in the Old Pueblo plus I wanted to bone
so I figured "when in rim". I am usually pretty smooth when it comes to asking girls out for coffee and
I think I was in this case too, but I can't remember how I did it. I figure that going for a cup of
coffee is about as innocent as a date can get so why the fudge not? Anyway, she did respond to my query
, but instead of saying yes to which I could follow up with "What time is good or you?" or "How about
wednesday?", she said "Here's my number xxx-xxxx". I figured ok dog, this is why you strategically got
text messaging two years ago. Shoot this chick a text and you will be gravy. She gave me her number on
a Wednesday and I waited until Friday to shoot her a message. Before I sent her the message, something
interesting happened near Phoenix on that Thursday. There had been a small plane crash that had killed
two people. It was reported later in the day that the two people who were killed were a flight student
and a 23 year old female flight instructor. I thought this was almost too weird to be a coincidence, but
I crossed my fingers and said a prayed a little pray hoping that my bone ship hadn't sailed. So I sent
her a text on Friday asking her what she was up to. She eventually responded indicating here lifeforce
was intact, but she was busy working out and had to work the next morning. I replied asking her if she
wanted to do anything over the weekend to let me know. She said ok and that was that. I never messaged her
again and she never looked at my profile again. She clearly wasn't interested so why give me her number?
I now have clues as what her motives were, but they are only speculations.
Girls from Wisconsin: Update
I promised capital_prototype to spill the beans about the story, but I am waiting just a little bit longer until some new developments unfold. Note, when I says girls, I mean that he story is about two different girls girls from Wisconsin and my experiences with them.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Arizona is Gettin Tough on Illegals
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20100416/us_time/08599198226800
In summary, bill would allow state authorities to arrest illegal immigrants. I am 100% for this. Most of the crime here in southern AZ is from illegals and the drug wars in Mexico. Eliminating one is a start.
In summary, bill would allow state authorities to arrest illegal immigrants. I am 100% for this. Most of the crime here in southern AZ is from illegals and the drug wars in Mexico. Eliminating one is a start.
Girls from Wisconsin
I am drinking beer right now.
There is a story to go along with this, but I am drinking and I don't want to type. Maybe if I get drunk enough I will spill the beans. In summary, don't trust girls from Wisconsin because they will tease the fuck out of your cock.
There is a story to go along with this, but I am drinking and I don't want to type. Maybe if I get drunk enough I will spill the beans. In summary, don't trust girls from Wisconsin because they will tease the fuck out of your cock.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
The Art Of Chili
I have a starting point for Chili (by special request) posted below. But before that I am going to give the following tips regarding sweet delicious chili.
1. Stew Meat - One key to chili, in my opinion, is using hunks or meat, usually stew meat. You go ahead and brown it up in a pan first, browning it and adding any delicious spices and fresh vegetables that suit your fancy (onion, chili's).
2. Next step is add the tomato base. I always like to add tomato paste to thicken her up nicely.
3. Add all your favorite spices. I like chili powder, and get crazy with it. I also like cumin, and get less crazy with it. Ditto salt. Of course, you can tweak it from there, paprika and so on.
4. Slow Cook. You bring the concoction up to a boil, cut the heat to low / medium low and let it slow cook. This will make your meat super tender, blend and mellow the flavors, and again, thicken her up nice.
5. Make it your own. Add whatever ingredients you really like. You really like celery, weird, but go for it! I would steer away from green bell peppers and soggy mushrooms though.
6. Add beer if you want.
7. Be a man. Make it spicy. Unless your middle aged and making it for your pre-teen daughters.
8. Don't make beanless or meatless chili. Just don't.
______________________________________________
Throwdown Chili
2 lb stew meat
8 tbs olive oil
5 TBSP medium-hot chili powder or 3 TBSP habanero powder
3 medium onions chopped
8 garlic cloves
2 tsp cumin, ground
2 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
4 lb canned italian plum tomatoes drained and chopped
1 large can kidney beans
1 large can black beans
24 oz beer, Arrogant Bastard or other hoppy beer
6 oz tomato paste
Toss meat with 3 TBSP olive oil and 2 tsp chili powder in a non -aluminum bowl. Let stand in refridgerator overnight.
Heat 3 TBSP oil in large heavy skillet over medium high heat.
Brown the meat on all sides, about 5 minutes.
Transfer to a large pot using a slotted spoon.
Reduce heat to medium low. Add more oil to skillet if necessary.
Add onions and cook until translucent, about 10 minutes.
Add garlic, chili powder, cumin, salt and pepper. Stir 3 minutes then transfer to pot.
Stir in tomatoes, beer, and tomato paste. Bring to a boil then reduce heat.
Rinse and drain beans and add to pot, cover and simmer until meat is very tender, stirring occasionally, about 3 hours. Uncover during last hour if necessary to thicken liquid into sauce. Serve in a small bowl with warning label
1. Stew Meat - One key to chili, in my opinion, is using hunks or meat, usually stew meat. You go ahead and brown it up in a pan first, browning it and adding any delicious spices and fresh vegetables that suit your fancy (onion, chili's).
2. Next step is add the tomato base. I always like to add tomato paste to thicken her up nicely.
3. Add all your favorite spices. I like chili powder, and get crazy with it. I also like cumin, and get less crazy with it. Ditto salt. Of course, you can tweak it from there, paprika and so on.
4. Slow Cook. You bring the concoction up to a boil, cut the heat to low / medium low and let it slow cook. This will make your meat super tender, blend and mellow the flavors, and again, thicken her up nice.
5. Make it your own. Add whatever ingredients you really like. You really like celery, weird, but go for it! I would steer away from green bell peppers and soggy mushrooms though.
6. Add beer if you want.
7. Be a man. Make it spicy. Unless your middle aged and making it for your pre-teen daughters.
8. Don't make beanless or meatless chili. Just don't.
______________________________________________
Throwdown Chili
2 lb stew meat
8 tbs olive oil
5 TBSP medium-hot chili powder or 3 TBSP habanero powder
3 medium onions chopped
8 garlic cloves
2 tsp cumin, ground
2 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh ground pepper
4 lb canned italian plum tomatoes drained and chopped
1 large can kidney beans
1 large can black beans
24 oz beer, Arrogant Bastard or other hoppy beer
6 oz tomato paste
Toss meat with 3 TBSP olive oil and 2 tsp chili powder in a non -aluminum bowl. Let stand in refridgerator overnight.
Heat 3 TBSP oil in large heavy skillet over medium high heat.
Brown the meat on all sides, about 5 minutes.
Transfer to a large pot using a slotted spoon.
Reduce heat to medium low. Add more oil to skillet if necessary.
Add onions and cook until translucent, about 10 minutes.
Add garlic, chili powder, cumin, salt and pepper. Stir 3 minutes then transfer to pot.
Stir in tomatoes, beer, and tomato paste. Bring to a boil then reduce heat.
Rinse and drain beans and add to pot, cover and simmer until meat is very tender, stirring occasionally, about 3 hours. Uncover during last hour if necessary to thicken liquid into sauce. Serve in a small bowl with warning label
Please god stop
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/04/14/tobacco.congress.ap/index.html
You cannot force the MLB to stop allowing its players to use chewing tobacco! Can you (the government)? Seriously stop. Let them get mouth cancer. Who the fuck cares. Please focus on why people are getting poored and not why the Giambi brothers have mouth cancer.
You cannot force the MLB to stop allowing its players to use chewing tobacco! Can you (the government)? Seriously stop. Let them get mouth cancer. Who the fuck cares. Please focus on why people are getting poored and not why the Giambi brothers have mouth cancer.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Cholula
I ordered a box of 12 12 oz bottles of Cholula direct from the manufacturer. The total cost with shipping is about $58 bucks. About the best price you can find except for a Costco/Sam's Club situation (they no longer sell the stuff at Costco here).
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Cubs are pooring us in this economy
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/04/07/ticket.prices.ap/index.html
Summary: we have the most expensive tickets in the MLB. I wish it weren't the case.
Summary: we have the most expensive tickets in the MLB. I wish it weren't the case.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Cubs
Why was Marshall pulled so early? Tough break for Big Z as the defense sucked (Theriot!). Jeff Samardzija should be starting in AAA and not on this team's bullpen.
Opening Day
If I could, I would have the day off and grill burgers and brats and drink brews and watch every game in HD on multiple screens in 360 degree surround sound, but I have homework and school so I cannot.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Coke 10
Mix 90% Coke Zero and 10% Coke. It is good. I am striving to go all the way to Coke Zero however.
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