Disney announced that it will purchase Marvel, owner of Spider-Man, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Iron man, and others.
So in case, like me, you were tired of comic book movies, get ready to have them stuffed down your throat like only Disney is capable of.
Disney created a franchise with Cars. In case you pleasantly missed the Cars movie, let me give you a recap. It was a movie about personified Cars, and it was miserable. Still, Disney managed to hype it enough to get kids to not only watch the film, but purchase Cars bedspreads, napkins, tote bags, shower curtains, bath sets, hoodies, Cars live events, car shows, toys, towels, chairs, pillows, water bottles, bags, rugs, sleeping bags, valances, silverware, night lights, toy chests, blankets, musicals, Cars on ice, and much more.
So, get ready to get so much retarded comic book movie action shoved down your throat that you will choke on your own vomit after trying to throw up while Disney wasn't done cramming Marvel comics down it.
PS Emily was Ugly.
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I couldn't remember her name but I was coming here to blast her on how ugly she is.
ReplyDeleteI was shocked with Diz. He used to be a hero. He has sex with like 10 hot girls in high school while contracting the gon.
Now he is having sex with someone I think actually is the ugly stick everyone always gets beat with.
ps. that sucks about marvel
Dude, she I couldn't even look at her without feeling sick to my stomach.
ReplyDeleteWhy was everyone vouching for her? Everytime I looked at her face I wanted to throw up.
I puke in my mouth just thinking about it.
ReplyDeletePat liked her cause she had muscles. He likes sports too much.