Ideal match.com scenario

Everyday they send you a list of five people you may be interested in and you can click yes, no, or maybe "interested". If you click yes, match.com sends the person an email telling them that the other person is interested.

This is what I want to happen:

Click "yes" on one of the five ladies. She sees email, checks out my profile, sends me an email. I respond and we begin to chat. Eventually I ask her out for coffee and we go. The coffee date goes so well that we go back to my place for another drink. We talk and begin to make out some. Then we move on to some light anal sex. I ask her if she wants to get something to eat. We got get some fried chicken. I tell her that I would like to see her again. She agrees.

This is what actually happens:

You suspect that the girls on match.com actually want to meet men so you aren't shy about emailing them. Most girls list as their whole profile "I like to hang out with friends. I am a student. I want someone who will challenge me" and that is all they say. You email them asking what they study and what things they like to do. They never respond.

Next week, I will tell you about the 19 year old mystic girl I have been talking to on there.

Mrunk

I am crazy drunk off of meat right now. I am starting to yell trib. I haven't had any beer. I have a stomach ache and a head ache and I want to fight something. This is what being mrunk is.

Sammy Sosa sells home to Vin Diesel

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/11/26/sosa.lawsuit.ap/index.html

A very interesting article about the Cubs and Joe Mauer

Mauer has Power

What will the future say...

I am still pissed aboot this

with this quote from mlb.com from lincecum

"Both the guys I was going up against had tremendous seasons," Lincecum said, while reiterating an earlier statement that Carpenter was the most deserving winner. "He just had a stellar year with amazing numbers. It says a lot for him to keep pushing and come back out with both guns firing."

The only thing linccecum lead is was strike outs. Carp lead in era, runners allowed on base per inning, and win percent. Wainright dominated in wins and was not far behind in K's and era.

I wanted Wainright to win it, but I really thought Carpenter was going to and I am upset it was neither of them.

I just remembered this, and had to share it

The band is not this queer bate though. They are called Walter and Hayes Band i think.

Back to IL

I got a place in Arlington Heights. Driving home Friday, moving in on Sunday. Can't wait.

holy shit

Bands/Staying Hip

I am trying to put together a list of bands that I would be into if I was in high school that have come out since I graduated high school. I need your help. So far I have this:

1. Shinedown
2. Cage The Elephant
3. Wolfmother
4. Flobots