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So I know these things are reserved for capital_protoytpe in the usual way, but I thought I would offer my services on a move-film review of sorts. I just saw Pitch Perfect and before I et started I must give you some background information. It is know that I love queer shit from time to time and this move works well in that regard. What many of you may not have know is that I was recently dating an opera singer and that this relationship was the longest of my adult life. Five dates mofo! Anyway, it was my final date that I suggested to the opera girl that we watch "Pitch Perfect" together and then make out and possibly bone. I had suggested this previously before but it did not happen for a variety of circumstances, but the last time I suggested it she said she had just seen it. Well, long story short, she got a sinus infection and we never saw each other again. You know how this stuff happens right? Anyway, no harm no foul. She had ridiculously large breasts and I did genuinely like her, but once someone gets a sinus infection, the relationship is pretty much over. Anywho, I have been super depressed lately as I am finishing up my tenure here down in Mexico while I finish my dissertation. I was at school today at 7pm writing away.. Gay. Who is going to read my dissertation? Why am I even trying? Where am I going to be in a few months? Things are not looking good at the moment. Anywho x2, I decided to jet home tonight and finally watch "Pitch Perfect". I immediately began drinking as I started watching, but I must say this movie really affected me. It was queer, but it was also funny and genuine at times. I realize now that I have wasted the last 8 years of my life and I now dream about going back to school to join some club and gain a bunch of friends and sing songs and shit. How much fun would that be? A lot I suppose. If you have noticed the decent grammar here it is only because I have been going back and fixing things from time to time. Anywho x3, I think this movie was really funny and I happened to see it at a time when I was most depressed. I am not sure of my future at this point, but signs point to my next adventure being the boning of RyDub's ex girlfriend which I am trying to avoid. Not that I don't want to be Eskimo bros with you man, but well it is complicated.... I mean , what do I gain if I bone her? Anything? It isn't worth my time to even care. I need to focus on banging new chicks. Also my car doesn't even have AC now and it is so fucking hot out here. I fucking hate it man. So much. Anywho x4. I loved this movie. It came at a critical time for me this weekend as I have been super depressed lately and it lifted my spirits. I mean, what is not to like about big titted thin girls who sing rhythmical songs and dance to them? This move was good. "Pitch Perfect" 4 stars - ****. Ok I am drunkish at the moment, but I wanted to convey this message. Fuck everyone else. Watch the shit you want to watch. Fuck what dems peeeps think. Enjoy your life. Pitch Perect is a funny movie-film that peeps can enjoy and that sawsheezle recommends.