I was reading an article about Ray Lewis supossedly taking IGF-1. The important fact here is that it is derived from deer antler velvet. One of the top comments was this and made me burst out laughing:
Deer 1: Shhhhh shhhh here he comes again guys.
Deer 2: What’s the good word Ray?
Ray Lewis: God is great. God is great man. You guys got any more of that stuff?
Deer 3: [holding back his laughter] Oh yeah we got some left for you.
Ray Lewis: Great. Same deal as last time?
Deer 3: [biting his lip] Yup. Same deal.
[Ray hands over wad of cash]
Deer 2: [trembling] You ready?
Ray Lewis: Ughh I hate this part.
[Ray leans forward, opens mouth and lifts up tongue]
Deer 1: Here it comes!!!
[All 3 deer spray into Ray’s mouth]
[Ray wipes off face, flexes tricep and exits the woods]
[The deer start rolling around on the grass laughing]
Deer 3: It never gets old! It never gets old!!
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