Sunday, September 11, 2011
A Fur
This is a semi-immediate emotional reaction fur in response to Sawsheezle getting his little heart broken this evening by a prospective female. Shart happens. Alphas to the front! Anywho, this in addition to being stressed out by the semester and feeling like the University of Arizona football team could use a 25 year old DE/WR/CB prospect with years of eligibility left, I have decided to try a little bit of a "clense" diet in order to calm the nerves and restore my currently unbalanced chi. Also, I may have high blood pressure so this may help that too. I believe I will start things off by saying no way to fast food, alcohol, and soda. I will then increase my intake of flaxseed and wheatgerm oils while trying to pump extra hard at the gym. For the mental side of things, I think I will make some time for reflection/meditation and do some of that tantric yoga shit the celebs do. Anyway, the goal of course is to dunk a basketball and right now I am not getting rim (although I am very close) so the end result is clear. The journey itself is, admittedly, a little tough to bear sometimes, but shart happens and you have got to get back on the horse. Can I get another Alphas to the front!?
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THFTI (Too honest for the internet).
ReplyDeleteAlphas to the motha' truckin' frizont!!!1!
ReplyDeleteBetas to the back.
ReplyDeleteAlphas to the front!
Omegas... ?
ReplyDeleteIf you are an Omega male and still alive perhaps you are actually a Beta?
ReplyDeleteGammas in the Slamma.
I think Delta and Epsilon males die out just due to natural selection.
Ultra omega like Lou Bega
ReplyDeleteYes. Love it. Yes.
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