capital_prototype's special day!

Let us celebrate capital_prototype on his special day by remembering a time when he bested Sawsheezle. A long time ago after seeing the (then) new Justin Long vehicle "Accepted", Sawsheezle made the prediction that Adam Herschman who played Glen was going to be the next big thing. He was going to be the next Jack Black if he was given roles up to his caliber thought the young Sawsheezle. Upon hearing this, capital_prototype scoffed and countered that it would be Jonah Hill who would explode and not Herschman. Five years later, it is clear that capital_prototype was right. Jonah Hill got his shit together and went from being morbidly obese to just very obese and has found himself in many movie-films since. Sawsheezle remains humbled by this.

News update: Adam Herschman is starting to find some roles for himself. Perhaps the story isn't over just yet?

A Dark and Vengeful Cloud God?

There is a new article on yahoo! claiming that a website called "Box.net" is the next big thing. In summary, it is a website that lets you upload documents to it so you can access them from anywhere in the world. What a novel and inventive idea that has not been done before (psych). Here is an actual quote from the article:

"Box users upload various documents and other content to the company's computer centers. Storing information this way, a concept often called "cloud computing," means it can be called up on any device with an Internet connection. That makes it easier to share with co-workers and other people."

I can't understand why this is new. I think that for this to be happening in such a messed up political/economic time as we are in implies that Cloud God may not be entirely pure love and energy, but rather could be a dark and vengeful god. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110224/ap_on_hi_te/us_tec_investing_in_a_box;_ylt=AlmDOIhhFPhEfyKXrwbFM1hk24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTNkOW9nOWhxBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwMjI0L3VzX3RlY19pbnZlc3RpbmdfaW5fYV9ib3gEY2NvZGUDbXBfZWNfOF8xMARjcG9zAzkEcG9zAzkEc2VjA3luX3RvcF9zdG9yaWVzBHNsawNpbnZlc3RpbmdpbmE-

My night with Cooper

Story coming when I wake up and am at an actual computer to type the whole thing up.

Clouds

I looked up cloud computing on wiki for cloud god worshiping and it compared cloud computing to an electricity grid.

Now I am just imagining everyone explaining new technologies like IT people.

Well you see, you will just plug your electrical device into your wall. And you see, it like connects into this cloud. And from the cloud you will get electricity to run your electrical device!

You know how you like to watch a person speak at a public event, or maybe you like going to see your favorite singer perform, well now you take this radio and plug it into you wall. It will connect into this cloud and deliver that entertainment via clouds!

You know how you used to have to go to boring plays? Well now you can buy this thing called a television, and it will connect to the clouds and the cloud god will deliver entertainment right to your home, right from the clouds!

Oh mighty cloud god! We are not worthy, we are mere mortals! Tell us, how many thousands of goats can we sacrifice to thee?

NL Central Update: Wainwright hurt

Adam Wainwright has hurt his elbow and it "does not look good". Read on.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/baseball/mlb/02/23/cardinals.wainwright.ap/index.html

Gettin' The Cloud Band Back Together

Hey, I just bought an acoustic guitar and I want to make a cloud band where we make a few songs via clouds. The nonexistent google wave would probably be a better channel for a project of this nature. I will play rhythm or back-up acoustic guitar.

Traffic Light on FOX

Have you guys seen the new show on FOX called Tarfiic Light? It's pretty good. Kinda cool because it's "based in Chicago" and they "went to U of I." Nelson Franklin (The Office, Scott Pilgrim VS The World) is hilarious.

Synopsis from the site: "MIKE (David Denman), ADAM (Nelson Franklin) and ETHAN (Kris Marshall) have been friends since college, and the trio has seen each other through highs and lows. Now in their 30s, these men find themselves at very different stages in their lives.

Mike is a married lawyer who wants nothing more than to be a good family man to his wife, LISA (Liza Lapira), and his young son, but he's also desperately trying to carve out a little space for himself. Lisa understands this, which is why their marriage is a loving game of give and take.

Adam recently moved in with his girlfriend, CALLIE (Aya Cash), and is learning how vastly different "she comes over a lot" and "she lives with me" really are, especially when his girlfriend is an adventurous, straight-talking firecracker.

Ethan is the perpetual bachelor. He loves women, and when he's in, he's all in - at least for three weeks. Charming, genuine and hopelessly independent, Ethan is finding out that as he gets older, the pool of women who are willing to take things day by day is rapidly evaporating. Luckily, he has CARL, his beloved, long-suffering bulldog."

Thoughts

Finally saw inception last night. Pretty cool movie. The thing that is cool is that there is several ways to interpret the movie as a whole. Interesting.

Today the University of Arizona plays Washington at home in Tucson. The game is on ESPN at 5pm CST. This game is going to be awesome so watch if you can.

Finalized league scoring methodologies will be done by the end of next week.

What if ....

What if you could play a fantasy baseball game so much more realistic and correlated to real results than anyone else? How about a league where Runs, RBIs, Wins, and Losses don't matter? A league where the good player no longer bears the weight of his crappy team on his shoulders or where the bad player benefits from his team's abundance of left handed hitters. The numbers are being crunched. The time is coming. A new era in fantasy sports is about to begin. The only question you have to ask yourself is "am I alpha enough to play ball?".  ToddyHollandsworths fantasy baseball coming soon to a PC near you!

This year will be the best ever! I hope you guys would like to give it a shot again.

Future Cub

Da (Baby) Bears!

Finally!

The Great Gatsby gets released for NES.

Makin' Burgers

Sawsheezle's New Favorite Website

I am working on perfecting my preshave oil recipe as well as working on a couple of daily oil moisturizer recipes. I have been looking for bottles to meet the variety of applications as well as volumes I have planned for my oils. I think after some looking on the web I have found the place for these bottles.

http://www.usplastic.com/catalog/default.aspx?catid=469&parentcatid=-1

As for the oils, well I haven't gotten those figured out yet.

Marshall Faulk also thinks Johnny Knox sucks

http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/grizzly-detail/Faulk-Has-Harsh-Words-for-Knox-115720584.html

Basically, Johnny Knox doesn't know how to run routes. As to whether or not he sucks big gay dicks as Jeremy suggested, that is still up for debate. 

Your Newest Bear: Andy Fantuz

Andy Fantuz, the leading receiver in the CFL last year, has signed a deal with the Chicago Bears. He is 1.93 meters tall and weighs in at a solid 100kg (6'4", 200lbs for us Yanks). He is supposedly somewhat of a folk hero in Canada and even has his own cereal "Fantuz Flakes".

The blogs are a buzz about this guy and I hope everyone is stoked. The Bears obviously needed more targets for Jay Cutler and having the top WR from the CFL is a nice move forward. To see Fantuz in action, watch the video below!



For more thoughts/analysis/information check out the links below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Fantuz

http://beargoggleson.com/2011/02/04/bears-sign-cfl-receiver-andy-fantuz/

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0205-bears-chicago--20110204,0,3099548.story

So the Super Bowl super Sucked

Wow. Maybe worst day of my life? I had to root for the Steelers and the Packers ended up winning. How painful.

Did anyone care about this game? I am just broken right now.

The Halftime show sucked. The national anthem sucked. This game sucked. Also, the Cowboy stadium sucks.

Anyway, I made some baked beans and they turned out amazingly well. They were a hit at the party I was at which did help ease the pain somewhat.


So the next major holiday is opening day which is at least a ways away yet so I can now focus on school/pumping. I am trying to get hard whilst slimming down. Updates to follow.

The White Stripes are dead

Link

Who ya got

Who are you guys picking to win the Super Bowl? I'm going with the Steelers, but I think it will be an amazing and pretty close game.

Also, make sure you watch the second quarter. There's supposed to be a trailer for Captain America.

T-Bone Walker

I like him. I think he was one of the best.

Example

If You Thought Steve Carell Was Funny/Talented, Watch "Dinner For Schmucks"

Yuck!

Steve Carell is the Worst 2

I think that Steve Carell plays the same role in everything he is in. Some kind of idiot loser, but one that is so tragically a loser that you are supposed to like him because he is a nice guy and you would feel bad for disliking him?

It doesn't work for me. You can't use the fact that you are playing a nice guy underneath to make up for the fact that you and your silly antics are not funny.

Will he just go away forever?

Edit: Haha, I just realized that this is definitely true and in Anchorman he literally played a retard.

Finally, a legit blogger app

Title really says it all.

(Posted from my phone)

Steve Carell is the Worst

I wish that he would go away forever.

Most of the projects Steve Carell is attached to are not funny.

The Office - Michael Scott
Dinner for Schmucks - Barry
Date Night - Phil Foster
Get Smart
Evan Almighty

The movies he was in that were good, were not good because of Steve Carell.

The 40 Year Old Virgin
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Skeet shoes

http://zapp.me/7419481

These shoes are called 'Skeet'.  Next thing you know they will come out with the cowboy boot called 'Rope'.