Wednesday, December 1, 2010

What to do if...

What do you do if you and a lady friend are enjoying some of your everyday bourbon and the mood gets intimate enough that you inquire about the prospects of a hand-jibber, but said lady friend doesn't understand what you mean? Since you can't blatantly ask for a hand job, you may be left wondering what to do? Quickly follow up by saying to her that you want a "handy-j" which is another slang term for hand job that is a little more crude than hand-jibber, but not as vulgar as the word hand job. No one is saying this yet, but I offer it in hopes that it may be useful to a fellow bro who is in such a situation.
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3 comments:

  1. JeremyDecember 2, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    how much bourbon have you had?

    this will affect the answer.

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  2. capital_prototypeDecember 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Step One: Think bigger that hand-jibber.
    Step Two: When the everyday bourbon kicks in just enough and the mood strikes, you lean in for the kiss and start caressing the intimate areas.
    Step Three: See where it goes and be respectful.

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  3. capital_prototypeDecember 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Edit: Step Two is probably two separate steps.

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