woot.com

As some of you may have know there has been a woot off going on the last 2 days. Every woot off on the second day sometime in the afternoon sells 1500 bag-o-craps. If you don't know what that is google it. Any way I almost got one today.

Almost getting it is worse than not getting close. Normally I don't get close. Just now I got all the way to "order processing", which is way after entering CC info. Then my order was rejected for lack of inventory.

I got Bag-O-Crap blue balls.

All the kids are saying it

Pron-bone

Meaning: A boner caused by the watching of mad pron

Origin: Slang (Tucson, AZ)

Used in a sentence: I have a pron-bone for my rim-clone.

Cougar Down

So after some beers and after reading a sterling recommendation from Capital_Prototype I decided to watch another episode of Cougar Town. I made it exactly one minute in and had to shut it down. Bill Lawrence what the fuck are you doing? You have made me pray for nuclear fucking holocaust in one minute.

Pre Workout Rant

Fudge the following:

my failing three front war
sans humidity
dumb broads
regular broads for the most part
the Cubs front office
people boycotting AZ
illegal immigrants killing Arizonans
match.com
eharmony.com
plentyoffish.com
these dudes at McDonald's today with jean shorts on
having a 0.1% success rate with email in online dating sites
the usual
the Stros
the Cards
the Bucs
the Reds
the Red Sox
the Yankees
the Dodgers

Rumor Mill

Bob Howry is about to be signed by the Cubs after being released by the D'Backs.

Alpha King

Someone please go buy some Alpha King and drink one for me. I am boning for it hard right now.

Cubs and Mad Dog

"- I will leave you today with a nice tidbit! It is no coincidence that Greg Maddux was to fill the role as assistant GM to Jim Hendry according to a source. This source says that it was Tom Ricketts idea to bring in Greg Maddux not Jimbos. Greg is basically being groomed for the GM job for the Chicago Cubs according to this source, which could actually be coming sooner rather than later."

This comes from one of my favorite Cubs blogs. I am a little worried about this. Is Maddux qualified? Does he have good business sense? Does he know what makes a quality club? Has he even fucking read Moneyball? I don't think Jim Hendry has either, but that is another story.

Cougartown

I am watching cougartown episode 1. It has made me pray for nuclear fucking holocaust in five minutes.

Turn Offs

Breast tattoo(s)
Yearly trips to Dinseyland/world
Ear lobe spacer earrings
Christian
Having more than one dog
Pro Sarah Palin
Not into boneing
Too short
Too tall
Too dumb
Nurses