Bartz and Ballmer

Well, the well documented saga continues with Microsoft and Yahoo. On February 1 2008 Microsoft offered to buy Yahoo for $44.6 billlion or $31 per share (Yahoo is currently trading around $14), which Yahoo rejected as an undervalued offer. Almost one year later co-founder and then CEO Jerry Yang stepped down due to Yahoo's poor performance, replaced by Carol Bartz.

Upon her arrival Carol Bartz has just been on a mision.

...Other Stuff...

Now Carol Bartz and Steve Ballmer are reportedly collaborating on search between Microsoft and Yahoo, and mark my words, something will come of it.

Exam, what? me worry?

In case any one of our devoted readers needs to pay for college, I strongly recommend setting up a Upromise account. It has only been a year and already I racked up well over three dollars!

Exam, what's that?

Stat of the Week: How important is defense?

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This is why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7991480.stm

I push my fingers into my EYES!!

So I was running yesterday to try and get back into 'can run one mile shape' because my sister who is a workoutaholic wants me to run with her on saturday, and that awesome slipnot song came on my ipod.

I was like fuck yeah, this is pumping me up to run more and I tried to turn the volume up, and i restarted the song instead.

Whatev. Then I did turn the volume up and started running along and I realized I was too old to listen to music that loud, so I tried to turn it down. Doing this resulted in me turning it up even louder, and I freaked and tried to turn it down and changed the song.

So there I was, no pumpige upige, stuck listening to some probably shitty song that I don't like that much.

I should have bought a zune.

What got jacked?

My car got jacked and I had $100 worth of electrical equipment.

Seriously, I got car burgled.

It is uncool.

Jedmonds!!!!!

From the Archives

I still hate you

http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

trust me on this one.

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