Football Cops

Fur of the Fur

Nobody is furing anymore. Why?

Bob Brenly tells it like it is

BB on Freddy Garcia cheating during today's game:

- The umpire walked up to Freddy to tell him to quit rubbing the ball against his sweaty wrists.

"They don't call him sweaty Freddy for nothing."


BB on the new Yankee stadium:

"It's nice, but it isn't a ball park."


BB on Babe Ruth's infamous called shot at Wrigley in 1932 World Series:

"I've had a couple of called shots, but never on the baseball field though."


BB on rooting for the Yankees:

"Someone once said that rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for General Electric."

US Forest Service solves maple bat problem

Peoria Chiefs diss Lebron(e) make national news

In addition to the LeBron replica ring, the Chiefs are looking into whether or not the game can skip the fourth inning to honor King James who took off the fourth quarter of every finals game.
"We aren't sure if the league will allow it," said team President Rocky Vonachen. "But if LeBron doesn't need to show up for the fourth, maybe we won't either."
One lucky fan will win a replica of James' 2011 Finals MVP Award which he earned with his clutch fourth quarter play. Fans will also have the opportunity to learn how to perform the Heimlich to prevent themselves or their colleagues from choking in a big situation.
"Really this is just us getting back to the real world and waking up today and trying to solve our own personal problems," said Vice President of Ticket Sales Eric Obalil.'

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Cubs-minor-league-team-mocks-LeBron-with-ring-gi?urn=mlb-wp9511

More minor league manager madness

Realignment

Also, just fire Bud Selig please.

Real Art

"I find that it is abstract expressionism, but it that she's also surrealist in the way she includes objects in her works..."

-I could have sworn I was watching a skit by Bob and David on Mr. Show. Sadly it is true. Also, at 0:18 a Vogon may have stepped into the frame.

5 Dudes Burger Sammiches

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/112889/five-guys-eating-burgers-street

Am I the only one who doesn't really think Five Guys is all that great?

Kindergarten

Again, i don't really remember much. I know my teacher was named Mrs Lawton. Really the only thing i can remember is that we would build "forts" out of these cardboard "bricks."

Sorry for the lame fur, i promise my first grade story will be awesome. It's the basis of why i thought of doing this.

Sawsheezle's Shave Blog #3: Canned Goo and Chemistry

Perhaps the biggest sin according to traditional shavers is not using one of these new fangled cartridge razors, but in using canned shaving creams/gels. These canned products are looked down upon for a number of reasons: they are comparatively more expensive than traditional products, they are not environmentally friendly, no one really knows what's in them (hence "Canned Goo"), and there is no hydration. Last week we touched upon the topic of hydration when it comes to the shave experience and noted that it was in fact one of the key elements in a good shave. Most people who use canned goo simply apply it to their faces and shave away without concerns for proper moisturization of the skin. If you are to use canned goo, definitely wet your face down before hand and perhaps even mix the goo with some agua so that it has some real moisture in it and not some chemical lubricants in it that act as "moisturizing agents". Yes, canned goo has artificial lubricants in it. Traditional shavers are all about the "wet-shave" and "wet shaving" is the thing they hold most dear. Most traditional shavers will overlook your use of the Spishack Mach20 if you at least try to get a wet shave.



One thing to note about any canned good is that it is trying to emulate a nice lathering soap. Of course you should try to go for the real deal, but it does take time and it can be a pain in the butt. Regardless of whether or not your canned goo is a gel or a cream or the new "5 blade" ultra hydration gel or cream, you can rest assured that is has a basic pH nature. The basic nature of soaps helps the soap remove some of the acidic buildup on your face, but it also serves an interesting purpose: it weakens the hair. A high pH soap (more basic) will actually begin to destroy the ends of your stubble during the time it is on your face and it is actually important to lather your face and leave it on instead of just beginning to shave immediately. The recommended time to wait is between 1 to 3 minutes. If you wait that long, and your face begins to get soar from the lather then you are having a reaction to one of the chemicals in the goo/soap (probably some fragrance) and should consider switching products. It is highly suggested that the next time you shave you lather up and wait a whole minute before you begin. You won't see night and day differences, but it may just make the experience a little bit better and why not try and pamper yourself?

A look back

In honor of me starting work at a certain school district, I will be posting a funny/informative piece about me in every grade from Pre-K through 12th grade. (I actually started the job weeks ago and just haven't gotten around to starting this.)

I start off in Pre-K. I took Pre-K at Wesleyan. I don't remember much except that my teacher was named Mrs Claus and I'm pretty sure I actually thought she was Santa's wife.

Windows 8?

So is everyone finally going to go to Linux now when this comes out? Also, my the programs on my pc are not called apps. I would not call Powerpoint, Matlab, or any productivity program an app. Have they lost their minds?