Health Update

I have made the switch to exclusively getting oven roasted chicken breast sandwiches from Subshack. They have a lot less grams of fat than tuna and a shit ton less mercury.

 I have been going to the gym 6 times a week for a few weeks now (up from 3) to further kick the weight loss into gear.

I am trying to run more, but when you can't run that much it is hard to get much enjoyment out of it.

All of these will hopefully lead to a substantial increase in boner usage. Currently the boners are wasted much like the dilemma the strawberry farmers in Florida are facing.
 

Saw's homemade miracle body oil

Take equal parts Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, and Castor Oil. Mix togehter. Enjoy. Use only a few drops or you will be oily. This is close to the recipe for some of the most expensive pre-shave oils out there, but it also works for moisturizing in general. Tip: put a drop in you palm rub it around and use a a light hair conditioner/moisturizer. For your health.

Two awesome videos

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" from Aaron Paul

fantastic

Against

Jersey Shore
Los Angeles  Dodgers
Fat people
Bro Dogs
120 Hz
240 Hz
Gillette
Diet drinks
The Stros
New York Mets
New York Yankees
Bad times
Stupid People
New School
Old School
Not Cool
Too Cool
Devil's Three Way

Man Success(with photo graphic evidence)

Thanks for the props rob. Here are some shots.

Before:

After:

Man Success

Jeremy finally arb'ed his center for his very own CS2, but his set-up (tv stand) was not ready to accommodate the much larger center speaker. His girlfriend pleaded with him not to go forward on the project, but where there is a will there is a way, and he ordered it. He then modded his entertainment stand using large wooden dowel rods raising creating a space for his center and raising the overall height of his HD plasma television set to a more appropriate height.

Congrats, and you are an inspiration to us all.

March madness

I don't know if you guys got my email or not but i started a tournament group on ESPN for March Madness. Come fill out your brackets if you want password is "toddy"

Midwestern values

I think this says it all about who we are

Values

Executive decisions and Wilkommen!

Executive decision made: we will play on ESPN again this year.

Executive decision made: 5th and 6th men recruited and signed

Tomorrow look for my official welcome message for the league that will address everything we need to address.

bis Morgen

best coach ever?

Some "the office" moments I hated

The entire "Birthing" episode except for the parts with Dwight and Andy. I do not give a fubar about the baby and sucking on Pam's teet.

When Pam went to art school. Why did anyone care?

The camera crew following Toby to Costa Rica.

Jim proposing to Pam.

Pam and Jim dating. The entire relationship.

Most of seasons 4, 5, 6.

Not anything from season 3.

SI.com did not understand moneyball either

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/tim_marchman/03/03/gm.rankings/index.html

They rank the GMs in baseball by how successful they have been, but fail to take into account what they have had to work with. The Yankees payroll is nearly 4-5 maybe even 6 times the payroll of the Oakland As, but Brian Cashman gets ranked way higher. Sure the As haven't been winning recently, but you will not always win when it is David vs Goliath.

This reminded me of the other night when I had a poster presentation at our industrial affiliates meeting at the College of Optical Sciences and I got into an argument with some kid about what the point of moneyball was. He said that the point of moneyball was batting average! No you fucking moron. The point of moneyball was to  shed light on the fact that if you have only limited resources, what was the best way to maximize you ROI and that way was trying to get guys with high OBPs. Batting average is great and who wouldn't want that?, but the point was that you could create a good cheap team if you looked at commodities that the market had undervalued while simultaneous buy low/ sell high on commodities that they overvalued. Fucking moron.

Also, I have heard from anyone about the baseball statistics weights or about the move to yahoo! (I think Shiner was left out of that one, sorry) so I will just continue crunching numbers on my own. I will make some executive decisions after next week if I don't hear any opinions.

Simply Amazing

Players

There's a new show airing tonight at 9:30 CST on Spike called Players. It's about two brothers who open a sports bar. It stars Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts of Upright Citizens Brigade fame. Just thought I'd inform you guys in case you were unaware.

Mr. McGibblets has Twitter

http://twitter.com/MrMcGibblets

Tour

Here is the promised tour of my place. The photos suck because my camera doesn't have a short enough focal length to capture the whole of the room because my place is so small.

The refrigerator is small. The stove is smaller. My counter top is halfway covered by my toaster and knives. Note, I did not buy these knives with money (obviously).

To the right of the kitching room (kitchen/living room hybird) is my bedroom. Here is a shot of my breakout jam area, the bathroom and my closet! Efficient.

And turning around from that spot is my bed and cds. Yay!